…noutoenou…

Posted: Junie 6, 2008 in Uncategorized

This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls printed in the early 60’s in the UK & written by a woman…

When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible.  Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed.

Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious.  If you need to apply face cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.  When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.  If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it.  In all things be led by your husband’s wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.  Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man’s satisfaction is more important than a woman’s.  When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.  It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products.  You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning.

This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

IN YOUR DREAMS!!!!

Kommentaar
  1. netjane sê:

    O donner! Ek’s ‘n slegte vrou! Ek lê in die bed en skree vir koffie (darem sonder curlers in die hare!)

  2. René sê:

    Hahahahaha Janey! Net voor ek “in your dreams” getik het was my gedagte ook “O donner!” Veral na die laaste reëltjie!

    Gelukkig drink my man nie tee nie!:mrgreen:

  3. paulavdm sê:

    O genade, ek sal nooit daardie toets slaag nie!

  4. Pikkelik sê:

    Flippen hel, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him – whahahahaha, dan moet ek nog voor hom opstaan om sy teetjies reg te kry!!!!!! Ek dop met ‘n onderskeiding…. Nee nooit, ek kan nie glo wat ek nou gelees het nie!!! 😆 😆 😆

  5. Da Mario sê:

    Hoe bedoel jy nou?? Is jy dan nie so oulik nie…😯

    If you need to apply face cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.😆

  6. Wipneus! sê:

    😆 whahaha ek sal dit nooit maak nie!!!

  7. sonkind sê:

    Ek dop met onderskeiding. Ek kan nie koffie maak nie, Liefie maak ALTYD vir my. Ek kan ook nie stryk nie! Hy stryk my klere ook, die wat nie net “wash and wear” is nie!😆

  8. krista sê:

    Not a chance . . . .

  9. TristonJ sê:

    When hell freezes over! Ek kan geen vrou in die lewe so meek en mild sien nie!

  10. demoerin sê:

    Ek dink die boek moet weer in herdruk kom…hehehe

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