…justice…

Posted: Februarie 4, 2008 in Uncategorized

‘n Nederig verskoning aan alle sensitiewe blonde mans wat hierdie grappie dalk kop toe gaan vat! Moet my nie kwalik neem nie – daar is so min manlike blonde grappies – ek kon nie die geleentheid laat verbygaan nie…noem dit sommer net JUSTICE (namens my blond-vriendinne)! 

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 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ” Polony  again! If I get a  polony  sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the polony and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.  She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated Burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.

The blonde’s wife said:

“Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch” 

Kommentaar
  1. TristonJ sê:

    whahahahaa… sweet justice!😆

  2. Celéste sê:

    Ek het hierdie regtig vanoggend nodig gehad, thanx!!

  3. Marina sê:

    HA HA HA🙂
    BAIE SNAAKS!!!

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