Archive for Februarie, 2007

…rules of life…

Posted: Februarie 28, 2007 in Uncategorized

Rules of Life to Seriously Consider

1.    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2.    Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3.    Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in  a garage makes you a car.

4.    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5.    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6.    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7.    Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8.    A person, who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

9.    For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10.    If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11.    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12.    A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13.    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14.    Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15.    No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16.    A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.

17.    Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18.    Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19.    Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20.    There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21.    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22.    By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23.    Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24.    Someone  who  thinks  logically provides  a nice contrast to the real world.

25.    It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26.    If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved,  and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

27.   There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness

28.   People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29.   You should not confuse your career with your life.

30.   Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

31.   Never lick a steak knife.

32.  The most destructive force in the universe is gossip

33.  You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why  we observe daylight savings time.

34.  You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are
above average drivers.

36. Your friends love you anyway.

Dis my 2c vir vandag! Dankie JIM!!

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Liefdegroete

R xxx

♥…life is a gift…♥

Posted: Februarie 26, 2007 in Uncategorized

Ek werk aan ‘n heavy onderwerp wat baie breinkrag verg! Ek het ‘n ding begin wat ek moet klaarmaak – vir myself!

So, ek deel net vandag hierdie stukkie hieronder…hou egter die blog dop, dit mag enige oomblik verander!

Life Is A Gift
Today before you think of saying an unkind word – Think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of someone who’s crying out to God for a companion.
Today before you complain about life – Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children – Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep – Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive – Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job – Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another – Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down – Put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and still around.

Life is a gift, Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And fulfill it!

Tot later!!! Mwah!! xx

…out of ACTION…

Posted: Februarie 23, 2007 in Uncategorized

Het toe gister die kursussie met hoogste lof geslaag … sien, ek het gesê dit was nie nodig om dit by te woon nie, maar nou-ja, as hulle ‘n rede soek om geld te mors, hoekom sal ek stry! En raai … dit was ‘n “time management” kursus! Voel of vandag nie genoeg ure gaan hê om my “time management” toe te pas nie! Bummer… Kom ek vertel julle, dit vat meer tyd om jou tyd te bestuur, as om actually jou werk gedoen te kry!?

My beursie is dolleeg, ek het nie vandag 2 sente om in die blikkie te gooi nie ~ daar is te veel goed in my kop aan die gang om oor na te dink as om oor te praat!!

So please appreciate the silence – volgende week dop ons weer die wêreld om!

Geniet jou naweek en gedra jou – al is dit sleg!!

xx René xx

…out of office…

Posted: Februarie 21, 2007 in Uncategorized

Ek is vandag (Donderdag) bietjie …out of office…! Glo dit of nie, my maatskappy dink ek is nog “opleibaar”! Gaan so ‘n klein kursussie kafdraf vir die dag!

Mag jy ‘n pragtige dag hê – en laat daai comments nog inrol! Ek wil weet wat jy als vandag aanvang sonder my!

Sal jou mis, maar dra jou saam in my hart!

Liefdetjies : René xx