Ek wil darem net AMPTELIK Niggie se baba aan die wêreld bekendstel en verwelkom…

Op 2 September 2008 is hierdie pragtige seuntjie gebore … André’tjie - welkom in ons wêreld kleinding … ons kan sommer nou al sien jy gaan ons nog lekker om die pinkie draai!! Tannie Né lief jou al klaar hopeloos te veel. Aan Niggie en Arno - baie geluk met jul seuntjie, hy is pragtig en julle is die dierbaarste ouers!! Ouma Mimi, Oupa Charl en Ouma Marlene - geniet die bederf van die eerste kleinkind!!

Kan mens nie net die gesiggie hieronder opvreet nie? My ander kind … Kian… hier alreeds ‘n volle 6 maande oud en nou alreeds twee tandjies ryker!

Geniet die naweek!!

Wat is dit met spoke wat nooit wil ophou spook nie?

…Woorde
Wysies
Plekke
Foto’s
Gedagtes
Liefde
Haat
Pyn
Vergifnis…

Ek het nooit besef dat dit na 8 jaar soveel “werk en uitsorteer” sal vat om klaar te maak as Sekretaresse nie! Veral nie as jy so georganiseerd soos ek is nie! Dit maak net nie sin nie!

Ek wonder partykeer of ek my “beroep” gaan mis?

Sorry dat ek afskeep…ek sal opmaak…PROMISE!

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of ‘pretend’ bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time–no emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor’s appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the A & E.

He must also
make biscuits or cakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewellery,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 8:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,

and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child’s birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor’s name.
Also the child’s weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labour,
each child’s favourite colour,
middle name,
favourite snack,
favourite song,
favourite drink,
favourite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if…
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment’s notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mum!

HAAT is ‘n sterk, aaklige en afbrekende woord…

…so kom ek sê eerder…

Ek HOU nie van die velletjie op vla nie - maar ek is MAL oor vla

Ek HOU nie van die velletjie op gekookte melk nie - maar ek drink baie graag warm melk

Ek HOU nie van die velletjie op my Wimpy koffie - wat koud raak omdat ek nie tyd het om agteroor te sit en dit met een slag klaar te drink nie…

Wimpy koffie kos R7.50!!

Siesa!!!!!